{"id":479,"date":"2020-12-07T14:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-12-07T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gcolemanmn.wordpress.com\/?p=479"},"modified":"2020-12-07T14:00:00","modified_gmt":"2020-12-07T14:00:00","slug":"auto-tune-the-news-a-retrospective","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gabriel.town\/blog\/2020\/12\/07\/auto-tune-the-news-a-retrospective\/","title":{"rendered":"Auto-Tune the News: A Retrospective"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Originally published as part of the\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/digestable.substack.com\">Digestable<\/a>\u00a0newsletter<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Let\u2019s take a little trip back to the year 2009. I was in high school, iPhones were still all curvy looking, and T-Pain\u2019s<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=dBrRBZy8OTs\"> auto-tune<\/a> was revolutionizing music and pop culture. Enter Auto-Tune the News, a video series by The Gregory Brothers that edits C-SPAN, Katie Couric, and other TV news sources into funny T-Pain style music videos. There are a lot of ways we could think about Auto-Tune the News as a historical document. We could talk about how it reflects the TV news ecosystem that has been replaced in large part by social media. We could talk about how Senator B\u00f8lverk\u2019s exposed man nipple served as an awakening moment for my pre-coming-out gay brain. We should also take a second to cringe at the idea of four white folks using Black culture as a medium for satire. My goal here is to show how the video series, as a product of its time, can help us understand what to expect from the return of Biden politics to the white house. Note: going forward, hyperlinks will lead to different timestamps in Auto-Tune the News videos and I encourage you to listen along as you read!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignright size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/gabriel.town\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/screen-shot-2020-12-02-at-9.41.06-am.png?w=1024\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-481\" width=\"325\" height=\"206\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gabriel.town\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/screen-shot-2020-12-02-at-9.41.06-am.png 1202w, https:\/\/gabriel.town\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/screen-shot-2020-12-02-at-9.41.06-am-300x191.png 300w, https:\/\/gabriel.town\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/screen-shot-2020-12-02-at-9.41.06-am-1024x653.png 1024w, https:\/\/gabriel.town\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/screen-shot-2020-12-02-at-9.41.06-am-768x490.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 325px) 100vw, 325px\" \/><figcaption>My high school crush, Senator B\u00f8loverk<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So yes, today seeing a white guy in a baseball cap and shades singing \u201cshawt-y\u201d elicits a sharp inhale and a swift cancellation, but as far as 2009 mainstream media was concerned we had a Black president and race was over. Sure the world was still stuck in a financial recession despite Bush bailing out the banks but we had Obama and a democratic majority in both houses of congress. Hope was in the air and <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/LnoD3NUux3M?t=21\">we could smell it!<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Despite the promising prospects of this administration, when we look at the issues Auto-Tune the News emphasizes as important in 2009, not much has changed. Federal <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/jbc2NaLuv1A?t=5\">marijuana decriminalization\/legalization<\/a> is looking more possible than it was 10 years ago and there\u2019s certainly wide recognition of racial inequity within <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/dAfQhQJOquA?t=16\">drug criminalization and policing<\/a>, but I\u2019m doubtful democrats will be unified enough to move anything forward. That seems to be what happened with Obama\u2019s promises of climate and health care legislation. Even with the congressional majority, democrats weren\u2019t able to unify around climate action and ended up loosening environmental regulations to \u201ccompromise\u201d with republicans on the <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/-Psfn6iOfS8?t=6\">climate change bill.<\/a> Of course, this didn\u2019t work and if you\u2019re looking to dive deeper into everything future \u201cclimate czar\u201d John Kerry did wrong, I\u2019d recommend the New Yorker\u2019s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/magazine\/2010\/10\/11\/as-the-world-burns\">forensic report on the Waxman-Markey bill<\/a>. <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/qizNQKzatXA?t=14\">Healthcare<\/a>, Obama\u2019s other goal did go through, but the ACA fell short of its ambitions and for some reason <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/LnoD3NUux3M?t=51\">the way forward<\/a> is still up for debate among democrats.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As another way to compare Biden season 1 to Biden season 2, let\u2019s do a roll call of the politicians that show up in Auto-Tune the News:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Pres. elect Joe Biden: Still <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/3eooXNd0heM?t=39\">blessing us from outer space<\/a><\/li><li>Least Popular Minnesotan <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/-Psfn6iOfS8?t=11\">Michelle Bachman<\/a>: Retired but replaced by Tom Emmer who is somehow even worse<\/li><li>Literal Amphibian Newt Gingrich: <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/OGhsbRb_pqE?t=178\">Still spouting bullshit<\/a><\/li><li>Pallid Skin Sack Chuck Grassley: <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/bDOYN-6gdRE?t=119\">Still giving Iowa a bad name<\/a><\/li><li>Tobacco Industry Schill <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/3eooXNd0heM?t=72\">Steve Buyer<\/a>: Replaced by industry schill Jim Baird<\/li><li>Congressional Crier <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=-Psfn6iOfS8&amp;feature=youtu.be&amp;t=40\">John Boener<\/a>: Resigned to become a lobbyist, replaced by cryptocurrency scam artist Warren Davidson<\/li><li>Nancy Pelosi: Still banging that <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/qizNQKzatXA?t=5\">good ol\u2019 gavel<\/a><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It\u2019s unnerving how similar the political climate of Auto-Tune the News is to today because things in the real world are a lot worse. Again, Biden is coming into office during a health\/financial\/climate crisis and seeing \u201csmall business\u201d bailouts and the creation of <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/qizNQKzatXA?t=103\">jobs jobs jobs<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/-Psfn6iOfS8?t=40\">jobs<\/a> as the way to solve it. Also the <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/jbc2NaLuv1A?t=36\">supreme court<\/a> is fucked and even if dems win Georgia the senate will be in a stalemate. Shit\u2019s scary.<br>None of this is to discount the victories of progressive movements over the past decade. If anything, looking at how little has changed shows us just <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/bDOYN-6gdRE?t=5\">how much pushing and hand holding Biden will need.<\/a> If the <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/tBb4cjjj1gI?t=81\">ice was thin in 2009<\/a>, it&#8217;s now <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/bDOYN-6gdRE?t=151\">very very very thin.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Originally published as part of the\u00a0Digestable\u00a0newsletter Let\u2019s take a little trip back to the year 2009. I was in high school, iPhones were still all curvy looking, and T-Pain\u2019s auto-tune was revolutionizing music and pop culture. Enter Auto-Tune the News, a video series by The Gregory Brothers that edits C-SPAN, Katie Couric, and other TV&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/gabriel.town\/blog\/2020\/12\/07\/auto-tune-the-news-a-retrospective\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Auto-Tune the News: A Retrospective<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-479","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-digestable","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gabriel.town\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/479","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gabriel.town\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gabriel.town\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gabriel.town\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gabriel.town\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=479"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gabriel.town\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/479\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gabriel.town\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gabriel.town\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gabriel.town\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}